Thursday, August 23, 2007

Rocky Dodge

Since we were TAG’d for our middle names, Dad finally has one done…. and after much consideration, Dad has given me the middle name of Dodge.

He said it’s a two fold meaning. He said it holds much respect and representation of good character. Character is what a person is made of – while personality is what we can see. It’s sometimes hard to know a person’s character, since we base it mainly on personality. With that in mind, Dad says he can see my character, as most bipeds can see it in there Canines. Canines have no reason for deception, no political office to hold, no Hollywood vanity or airs to put on. As Dad says, they (canines such as me) live only to be happy and to be with their biped – as I do with Dad. The respect and representation is broken down as:

D - Dependable – ever so faithful
O - lOving – affectionate, passionate, and has much adoration
D - Devoted – just so dutiful and attentive
G - Gentle – calm, mello, and soft spoken, never raises his voice
E - Expert – and an expert that can do most anything

The second fold of the Dodge name comes from John Francis Dodge and Horace Elgin Dodge. In 1901, the Dodge brothers, trained as machinist, won a contract to build transmissions and parts for Oldsmobile. Then in 1902 they helped a guy named Henry Ford start his own business. They loaned Henry money and built engines and parts for him. They continued this Ford relationship thru 1913, building almost all engines, transmissions, brakes, suspension, and frame parts for Fords. In 1914, they started their own business called, you guessed it, Dodge Brothers Motor Vehicle Company. In 1928, Walter P. Chrysler, Dad’s other favorite character (from Wamego Kansas) bought the Dodge company and the rest as they say, is history. The Dodge brothers built what they had - based on quality and hard work. Just like the Expert, Devoted, Dependable GSD Dad says I am today.

Wait a minute! How can I be an expert you say? Well, I help Dad with Everything! and, well, ….Dad says I should tell this rather embarrassing story. I really don’t want to, but I will.

Dad left me! He did. He went to New York City for several days. He stayed with a friend in lower Manhattan, between WTC and South Street. He came home with tons of good smells! Anyway, Jean, my dear biped-friend would come by to see me. I have to admit, I was a bit upset with her coming and going. So when she left, she gave me a milk-bone, put the box on top of the fridge, and would go out the front door. I accidentally stole the box off the top of the fridge and ate the whole thing. It was an accident. Jean came back and after seeing what I did, went to the store and bought another box. This time, when she left, she put the box on top of the fridge again and made sure it wasn’t on the edge. When she returned, the box from the fridge was gone. I accidentally ate the whole box again. How could I possible get the box off the top of the fridge she wondered? I’ll never tell. Well, you would think the story would end there. It didn’t. Three times a charm you say? Yes, apparently so. I did it again. It was an accident I tell you. Funny enough, I didn’t get any more biscuits during that time that Dad was away.

So then Dad thought to take a measuring tape to me. Hmmmm, just as he thought. From my nose to my tail’s end, 5 Feet, 7 inches. Just like Dad!! Surely he doesn’t use his tail to get on top of the fridge? Ok, without the tail, 4 Feet, 3 inches. Obviously enough length, added to my 30 inch height to help me get up there, don’t you think? Still, he wonders.



Unfortunately, my arthritis prevents me from standing up on two legs anymore…. But not to worry, I have ways! Besides, I’m a quadruped, not a biped!

Dad says he will ask Mati for her middle name and will post it soon.

Thanks for stopping by – Love Rocky.


p.s. Here's a picture of an ad from way back when, you can't tell me that the Dodge Brothers didn't underestimate the value of a good dog:

Sunday, August 19, 2007

HaRoo Dad!

Dad was gone for a whole day. woo.

I missed him, but I had friends come by and someone stay to help ease the pain. woo.

You know, before Mati came to live here, I never woo'd before. I wonder why?

Anywoo, Dad walked in the door this afternoon (it's about time I may add) and he had strange smells on him. I had to stop wagging my tail and tell him to HOLD UP and let me do the BIG sniff. EL-LO??? (Hello in English) Who is this I wondered with a British accent even though I'm German who lives in America but speaks Japanese.

Chichi zenjutsunotoori... oh, sorry... Then Dad showed me pictures, he said this was Ruby, my new New York Cousin - who owns person Cerene. Ruby came to Adopt her new bipeds a few months back .... here she is:



And here she is in her own pool! eh-hmmm. Ah Dad??? When am I going to get my own pool that I won't necessarily use?? I'm just thinking about Mati of course.



Well, we welcome Ruby to our ever growing family of biped-owners!

Sayonara and Good night! - Love Rocky

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Duckie!!

We found Duckie!!

Dad came home from work and said: "Hey, why don't you look behind the movies for Duckie...

And then I did and BINGO! Duckie!





He was hiding somewhere behind the Godfather and Columbo. Which reminds me, I never know if Dad is going to interrupt himself and comment on my fur or start talking like he has cotton balls in his mouth and "Make me an offer I can't refuse...". I don't understand.

Anywho, there was Duckie. But wait. I looked there before, and Duckie was NOT there. AND now, Duckie has no smell. What the heck? Duckie? it is you, right? Where are all my familiar smells? Where have you been?

Well anyway, I love having my Duckie back and Dad is glad too.

Duckie!!


We found Duckie!!

Dad came home from work and said: "Hey, why don't you look behind the movies for Duckie...

And then I did and BINGO! Duckie!



He was hiding somewhere behind the Godfather and Columbo. Which reminds me, I never know if Dad is going to interrupt himself and comment on my fur and start talking like he has cotton balls in his mouth and "Make me an offer I can't refuse...". I don't understand.

Anywho, there was Duckie. But wait. I looked there before, and Duckie was NOT there. AND, Duckie now has no smell. What the heck? Duckie? it is you, right? Where are all my familiar smells?

Well anyway, I love having my Duckie back and Dad is glad too.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Do You Love Me?



Dad...I was just wondering.... Do you love me?

Dad said "Of course I do! And so does Rocky! We are glad you decided to stay with us and adopt us as your people!"

Well, I was thinking. Remember when I slept on the floor and Rocky slept on the bed instead? You remember how you got up in the middle of the night and took a picture of him sleeping in the dark?



...Well, is that because you love him more than me?

Dad said: "Of course not Silly!! I love you and Rocky tons! I guess your nick name of Silly Goose fits! And I love my Silly Goose!"

Dad also said: "And don't forget that Rocky even added you to the "Rockstar and Company" profile photo!"

Thanks Dad!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Just Ducky

Hey there Quadrupeds! Just me working on my nylabone and keeping my Duck safe. Dad took this picture months ago, but now, I can't find my Ducky! Have you seen him? I've looked everywhere. I even looked in my secret hiding places - and no duck luck. Dad says I have to keep looking....



I once hid some biscuits here.... Ducky? Are you here?



And I once hid an entire loaf of Italian bread under this pillow... Ducky? Are you here?



I guess I will have to just keep looking...

I might require the Detective Services of the AO4. Mati, what do you think? ...Mati? ....Mati? Hmmm, looks like I'm alone on this one.

Signing off for now - I'll keep you posted on the Ducky Search. -Rock

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Welcome Nana!

Wait wait! What are you doing? I thought you came to visit? Are you going to fix my Camo bed? I don't think you understand. I must be with my bed at all times. This is much better...



And your making me a new one?? Did I ever tell you I could help?